Mo’ Reptiles, Mo’ Problems

A friend of mine is an Applicant’s attorney who uses dictation software with his work computer.  ((Photo courtesy of dmuphotography)) As you may know, dictation and voice recognition software is pretty good – but it is not always successful.  My friend, I’ll call him “Tom,” ((After all, that is his name…)) was sending an e-mail demand for medication to a defense attorney using his dictation software.  The software got the phrase wrong, but given that the result was extremely entertaining, he sent it anyway.

What was his demand, you may ask?

Medication for his client’s “reptile dysfunction.”  ((Other possible names for this post:

• I got 99 problems, and a reptile ain’t one
• Reptile problems
• What do Bob Dole and the Geiko gekko have in common?))