I was fortunate enough to play with two (very patient) experienced golfers (and Steve) on Friday August 15, 2008 at the DVICA 21st Annual Golf Classic. While my individual performance was just above terrible, I had a great time. We were playing “best ball” and had to use my shot more than once.

I learned a lot on Friday. Some things are probably common sense or common knowledge. Some I learned the hard way, other things I learned by watching someone else learn the hard way. Here’s a list of the top 10 things I learned about golf from the event:

  • 10. It helps to tie your clubs to the back of the cart.
  • 9. Inevitably, someone will quote Caddyshack.1
  • 8. Head down, knees bent, shoulders level, and always follow through.
  • 7. Shorts or slacks – NO jeans.2
  • 6. Finesse, not power, is everything.
  • 5. Never walk through another player’s line of sight.3
  • 4. Whatever you do, advance the ball.
  • 3. Bring twice as many balls and three times as much water as you think you’ll need.
  • 2. Golf is a game of honor and etiquette.4

And, the #1 most important thing I learned at the Diablo Valley Industrial Claims Association Golf Classic?

  • 1. Worst player buys the drinks. :)
  1. I prefer Happy Gilmore. Sacrilege, I know. “The price is wrong!” []
  2. Fortunately, I did not have to learn this one first hand. []
  3. Sorry Jeff! []
  4. No wonder I stink! []

I’ll be at the DVICA 21st Annual Golf Classic tomorrow!

Look for the guy wearing glasses and a Sebastiani cap. Unfortunately, unlike my fellow Indians, I can’t play golf. Its really quite shameful. (Sorry guys!) Fortunately I make up in enthusiasm what I lack in skill. :)

Hopefully I’ll remember to bring my digital camera so I can post a few shots here.

Be sure to track me down and say hello!

WorkersCompensationInfo.com posted a great update on the proposed EAMS regulations. The Board website shows the new proposed regulations and forms. The comment period closes on August 21, 2008. You can download all of the EAMS Proposed Regulations at once here.

There are new forms for:

  • Compromise and Releases
  • Stipulations with Request for Award
  • Minutes of Hearing
  • Declaration of Readiness to Proceed
  • Disability Evaluation Unit (DEU) forms and regulations
  • Retraining and Return to Work (RRTW) forms and regulations

Those wishing to comment can send their thoughts as follows:

There’s a physical mail address as well – but with EAMS around the corner, shouldn’t you get used to e-mail?

Single Rich Man
A Handsome Single Rich Man

A few weeks ago I stopped by a friend’s office on the way back from an appearance.  On the way over I called ahead to see if there’s anything I can bring with me.

Her response?  “A handsome single rich man.”  Then someone in the background piped up, “And cookies!”

“I’m 75 miles and more than an hour away, but I’ll see what I can do.”

On the way over I called up another friend who performed one internet search and placed one phone call for me.  (Thanks Ray!)  I showed up at my friend’s office with cookies and a bunch of the nearest bakery’s richest chocolate brownies with men drawn on them.

They way I figure, if the guy is rich enough he doesn’t have to be that handsome.  Amiright, ladies?

Priceless moment from my visit:

Someone, holding up a brownie, asked me if the men I brought will make a huge mess in her house like the one she already has.  I point out that the ones I brought only have a life span of about 5 minutes and shouldn’t be too much trouble.